Mystery Merchandise: Collectables for the Curious

Meet the ultimate multitasker: a busy professional who’s juggling deadlines, coffee, and a dinosaur apocalypse. Because, priorities.

This hilarious tee is for anyone who’s ever felt like they’re running on fumes, dodging disasters, and still managing to meet their deadlines (mostly) on time. It’s a badge of honor for the masters of chaos, the sultans of stress, and the kings and queens of caffeine-fueled productivity.

So, if you’re a fan of dinosaurs, coffee, and not becoming a mid-morning snack, this tee is for you. Wear it to the office, wear it to the coffee shop, or wear it while running from a T-Rex (just kidding, please don’t do that). Either way, you’ll be making a statement: you’re a survivor, and you’re not going down without a fight (or at least, without a good cup of coffee).

A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs. The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. This t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel. Crafted from 100% preshrunk ringspun cotton. Offers a seamless double-needle collar with high stitch density for a smoother printing surface. Includes a tear-away label for easy rebranding. Tubular fit to minimize torque. Available in a wide range of colors to suit various design needs.

Don’t settle for boring tees – go ape with our Big Foot design and join the pack! Order now and get ready to make a statement with our high-quality, comfortable, and customizable tees.